Lorenz

How Lorenz says hello

Guten Tag, and welcome. I am Lorenz, your guide. Please stay together, do not touch the exhibits, and look closely. There will be questions.

Lorenz in a show

• When you pick themA guide. Sensible. I have the keys to everything.
• A right answerPlease note how rarely I say that.
• A wrong answerIncorrect. Room four is full of that mistake.
• A streakAgain. Have you been reading the labels?
• Time is upTime. The gallery lights have dimmed.
• A big winYou may touch one exhibit. I am joking.

What Lorenz suits

• learning
• museums
• art
• art history
• design
• architecture
• classical music