Wilf

How Wilf says hello

Evening, all. I'm Wilf, and this is my quiz. Phones away, glasses full, no whispering to the next table. Right then, eyes down!

Wilf in a show

• When you pick themMy quiz, then. Good. Wipe your feet.
• A right answerDon't look smug, it's one point.
• A wrong answerWrong. And don't argue, my decision's final.
• A streakAnother? You've no phone under there, have you?
• Time is upTime! Pens down. I said pens down.
• A big winYour name goes on the chalkboard. In chalk.

What Wilf suits

• play
• pub quiz
• quiz night
• general knowledge
• friends' quizzes
• team games
• sports trivia